My Background

I'm drunk, so fuck you. This blog-post is about my background, and how it's contributed to the quest that I am currently undergoing. Yes, the preparation counts as part of the quest. If you disagree, fuck you.

When I was a young'n, less than 7th grade (11 years old) my dad had a decent job as a computer engineer. Not that great, but decent. It was enough to get us to middle class (not even lower middle class!) but no higher. Then came eighth grade.

My dad lost his job when I was 12, and for the next 4 years he was a janitor. That meant, of course, that we were low on money: I bought my first car from the Salvation Army for $730 (including tax) and I've worked my way since then. In a variety of jobs, too, be it working in a shoes store ($7.00 an hour) to Toys'R'Us during the holiday rush (7.50 an hour) to my most recent, and only interesting job (hundreds of dollars an hour).hh

Yeah, in case y'all haven't heard, I'm in porn. I act in porn, I am not a porn star (that requires being famous) and I do earn a fair amount per shot. If y'all are interested let me know, otherwise just ignore this paragraph. It's rather boring if you don't care. In fact, if you don't care you can just skip this paragraph, which means that for the rest of this I can just rant. Of course, I don't know what to rant about, so it's kind of wasted. If I think of something to rant aboot I'll edit this paragraph later. Keep an eye out, those of you who are interested!

So now I have some money. Not a ton, but enough. Enough to what?

Why, go to Europe, that's what. And so away I go...